I think every couple needs funny love quotes. Because you should create a funny moment to increase the depth of love. It’s only with funny quotes.
We know that there’s a funny moment about love, and it’s called complete love. Some of our favorite comedian authors can relate, and we found there more funny love quotes to prove it.
I think there is no better feeling in the world than to love someone or being loved by someone. This feeling possesses great strong emotions & crazy sentiment. Couples also joke around and do some funny fights and this specific act increases their love between them. Due to this reason we collected & published best funny quotes about love on this page.
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50 Best Funny Love Quotes Ever
1# Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
― Franklin P. Jones
2# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3# There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
4# Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
— Will Ferrell
5# You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
6# I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
— Russell Brand
7# You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
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8# You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
9# I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— Rita Rudner
10# Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
— P.D. East
11# If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji, no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.
— Chelsea Peretti
12# You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
13# I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.
14# My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
— Garry Shandling
15# All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz
16# I love you forever, but I can’t live that long.
17# True love is truly amazing only when it’s truly true.
18# Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
— Jerry Seinfeld
19# Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
— Chelsea Handler
20# Love is only a dirty trick played on humanity by God to achieve continuation of the species.
21# I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.
22# Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
— George Burns
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23# I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
— Groucho Marx
24# They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
25# The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
― Woody Allen
26# Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
27# If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
— Fran Lebowitz
28# If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
― Chuck Palahniuk
29# A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
30# To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.
31# Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
— Richard Pryor
32# Love is like playing bridge, if you don’t have a good partner, it’s good to at least have a good hand.
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33# Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
— Albert Einstein
34# There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
— Chris Rock
35# My wife was afraid of the dark, then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
— Rodney Dangerfield
36# I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
— Johnny Carson
37# When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell.
38# My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
39# When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
40# I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it’s adorable.
41# Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
42# Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
— Billy Crystal
43# If you love someone who doesn’t love you, it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.
44# I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
— Rita Rudner
45# Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
— Bill Maher
46# People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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47# Love – it is the light of life. Marriage – it’s light bill.
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48# Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
— Erma Bombeck
49# Love is like to wet oneself, everyone sees that but you are the only to feel the warmth.
50# You can be sure I will love you until the judge asks me to stop doing that.