50 Best Funny Love Quotes Ever Written By Famous Writers

I think every couple needs funny love quotes. Because you should create a funny moment to increase the depth of love. It’s only with funny quotes.

We know that there’s a funny moment about love, and it’s called complete love. Some of our favorite comedian authors can relate, and we found there more funny love quotes to prove it.

I think there is no better feeling in the world than to love someone or being loved by someone. This feeling possesses great strong emotions & crazy sentiment. Couples also joke around and do some funny fights and this specific act increases their love between them. Due to this reason we collected & published best funny quotes about love on this page.

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50 Best Funny Love Quotes Ever

1# Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

― Franklin P. Jones

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2# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

— Anonymous

3# There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

— Anonymous

4# Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

— Will Ferrell

5# You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

— Anonymous

6# I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

— Russell Brand

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7# You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

— Anonymous

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8# You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.

— Anonymous

9# I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

— Rita Rudner

10# Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

— P.D. East

11# If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji, no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.

— Chelsea Peretti

12# You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

— Anonymous

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13# I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.

— Unknown

14# My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

— Garry Shandling

15# All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

— Charles M. Schulz

16# I love you forever,  but I can’t live that long.

— Anonymous

17# True love is truly amazing only when it’s truly true.

— Anonymous

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18# Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

— Jerry Seinfeld

19# Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

— Chelsea Handler

20# Love is only a dirty trick played on humanity by God to achieve continuation of the species.

— Anonymous

21# I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.

— Anonymous

22# Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

— George Burns

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23# I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

— Groucho Marx

24# They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

— Anonymous

25# The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

― Woody Allen

26# Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

— Anonymous

27# If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.

— Fran Lebowitz

28# If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

― Chuck Palahniuk

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29# A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.

— Anonymous

30# To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.

— Anonymous

31# Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

— Richard Pryor

32# Love is like playing bridge, if you don’t have a good partner, it’s good to at least have a good hand.

— Anonymous

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33# Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

— Albert Einstein

34# There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

— Chris Rock

35# My wife was afraid of the dark, then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

— Rodney Dangerfield

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36# I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

— Johnny Carson

37# When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell.

— Anonymous

38# My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

— Ray Romano

39# When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.

— Anonymous

40# I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it’s adorable.

— Anonymous

41# Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

— Unknown

42# Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

— Billy Crystal

43# If you love someone who doesn’t love you, it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.

— Anonymous

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44# I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

— Rita Rudner

45# Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

— Bill Maher

46# People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

— Anonymous

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47# Love – it is the light of life. Marriage – it’s light bill.

— Anonymous

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48# Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

— Erma Bombeck

49# Love is like to wet oneself, everyone sees that but you are the only to feel the warmth.

— Anonymous

50# You can be sure I will love you until the judge asks me to stop doing that.

— Anonymous

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